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Hey Honey! What do you want for dinner tonight? I want to make something really special tonight for you...

Love you so much,
Carrot.

ask-mr-carrotcake

Hello sweetie~ Anything for dinner is fine with me~

I love anything you make~ <3

I love you as well,
Cup

So are you two going to have foals??

Anonymous

This to be… Discussed.

I sure do love you Cup…and whatever happens, I’ll always support you and be there right by your side as we move through the future.

Heehee~… I love you too Carrot. I’m so lucky to have you.

Honey, that man with no face did have a point...we should talk about this later tonight..

ask-mr-carrotcake

… Right… We should.

We’ll talk about it tonight, sweetie.

You and Mr. Cake should have foals!

Anonymous

O-oh dear… I-I…

U-Um… T-that’s something the both of us should talk about… S-shouldn’t we? U-um…

Indeed.
*hoofs over 7 bits*

I'd like that cheesecake, thanks!

Anonymous

Here you go, darling~!

I really hope you enjoy it, is there anything else on it you would like? Free of charge of course, it’s Happy Hour after all~!

*slits the anon's eyes and impales him*

Anonymous

…If that was to actually happen, that’d be a very scary sight.

But the anon was very very mean.

id thought i should let you know that pinkie pie is the worst pony i have ever met

Anonymous

Well, aren’t you just the meanest meanie there ever was!

Pinkie is a sweet little filly! Mr. Cake and I helped raise her!

I have seen you carry cakes on your hair. How do you make it hold up so strongly like that?

roboshi

My hair~?

Oh, darling, I use only the best products on my lovely do~

If you want to know the secret, you’re going to have to pry it from Aloe and Lotus at the Spa. They had to come up with something brand new to keep my hair like it is.

Oof… It’s been awhile since I’ve been around.

Work at the Sugarcube Corner has boomed for quite awhile.

But, I’m back now~! And feeling almost as wired as Pinkie after her afternoon cupcake~!